Well, I've been here near a year now and still haven't gotten to doing anything productive..

Ok, tell you what? I'm going to start rumaging around in my scrap box of old writing and chucking up anything that seems passable just to get some content up.

Can you expect art? Only if I suddenly re-incarnate as someone with artistic ability......
....Or I get inspired enough to torture you all with scribbles, which would likely take eons before being good enough to be considered sketches.

So what good am I? Well, in a feeble attempt to do something I'll muck around with any story ideas that get chucked my way. So don't feel shy!
I'll make an effort to log on on a more regular basis to see if anyone's wandered into this chillingly vacant profile.

So I encourage anyone who wants to throw plot ideas, a genre or detailed story request whom can then watch me scramble about gibbering as I paste together a plotline.
No real limit to what I'll have a stab at, just common sense that it can't be anything of an exceptionally gratuitous nature here (I don't think - *goes off to read rulings*)

Otherwise I'm free to chat most of the time If you want to get to know me out of any sort of morbid curiosity or random need for socialisation, hurl a message at me or send me an E-mail

Some day I'll look back to this and reminisce about this humble beggining as I take upon a humble end. We can but hope that the inbetween is laden with meaning, fullfilment and plentiful amounts of cake.